one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
thinking about the woman next to me at the self checkout earlier today who tapped my shoulder and whispered "hey look at this" and when i turned around she had the biggest grin on her face as she held up an enormous strawberry that was shaped exactly like a penis
Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"





